MLIA Mission for Mystery Google
Here's an MLIA Mission! Yay! Fudgers. Here's what you have to do, m'kay? M'kay. You must follow this procedure steb by waddle by step! Remember, it's all up to YOU! Your mission WAS to copy and paste this into Mystery Google until an MLIA Mission popped up. It's up, and you must complete it. I don't care what you have to say, this is a life and death situation!
1. First, you must grab your hair and touch your nose.
2. Then go find a cookie.
3. Call this number 847.401.6272 and ask for Hoe Say.
4. Afterwards go find a unicorn or a kitty. Any will do, make sure they're alive.
5. Kay, now that that's done, run around in circles for 7.72 seconds.
6. Because I like cookies, go get another cookie.
7. Go wash your hands you sick pervert.
8. Find the nearest corner in your room or whatever and curl up in a fetal position and pretend your crazy saying, "Mommy, I'm alive!"
9. Go on YouTube and p-ss Conservatives off by saying Global warming exists, just do it. You asked for a mission.
10. Say "ilikethesemen" out loud.
11. Bang your head with your mouth open while listening to heavy metal.
12. Wave your hands up in the air and cross your eyes.
13. Caw like a bird or crow, whatever it is that caws.
14. Listen to the "I love you you love me" Barney song while in your underwear at the window. Pervz.
15. Call the nearest pizza place and ask them to make you 8+ pizzas and just mess with them for like 10 minutes, at the end don't buy anything.
16. Wave your arm like a butterfly.
17. Talk kinky on your next phone call.
18. Go outside and yell "I'M A REAL BOY/GIRL/IT!!!" In that order.
19. Have a tea party with your stuffed animals or dolls. Maybe your pr0n movies.
20. Tell your parents or guardians that your water just broke.
21. Wiggle your feet.
22. Smell your ears.
23. Touch your tongue.
24. Taste your wenis.
25. Look at your self in the mirror and pretend to be a dragon, ninja, and a warrior all at the same time.
26. Find a penny and talk to it.
27. Use your arm like a sword and say "HAIIIIII I LOVE YOU LONG TIME!"
28. Grab a pencil and use it like a light saber and act like Yoda.
29. Stand by your bed and wait for instructions.
30. Scream at the top of your lungs.
31. Keep screaming.
32. Don't stop.
33. Okay, stop.
34. Jump on your bed and laugh.
35. Flush the toilet.
36. Cry like a baby.
37. Nobody likes fake tears, CRY!
38. Wag your tail like a dog. Oh, wait...
39. Write something on your wall.
40. Walk like a runway model.
41. Pout.
42. Work it gurrrl/boiii/ittt!!!!
43. Sing "Merry Christmas". I don't care if you celebrate it or not, just do it.
44. Hit Chuck Norris.
45. Hump a chair.
46. Look at the time.
47. Hit the road, literally.
48. Hit your chest like King Kong.
49. Eat an apple or a cookie.
50. Finally, to complete the mission for the life of Princess Peach, draw a mustache on your face, like that of Mario. Then run around your house saying random obscenities and "Mama mia! Pasta and mozzarella!" Or just get up and go to the store.
To be continued..?
1. First, you must grab your hair and touch your nose.
2. Then go find a cookie.
3. Call this number 847.401.6272 and ask for Hoe Say.
4. Afterwards go find a unicorn or a kitty. Any will do, make sure they're alive.
5. Kay, now that that's done, run around in circles for 7.72 seconds.
6. Because I like cookies, go get another cookie.
7. Go wash your hands you sick pervert.
8. Find the nearest corner in your room or whatever and curl up in a fetal position and pretend your crazy saying, "Mommy, I'm alive!"
9. Go on YouTube and p-ss Conservatives off by saying Global warming exists, just do it. You asked for a mission.
10. Say "ilikethesemen" out loud.
11. Bang your head with your mouth open while listening to heavy metal.
12. Wave your hands up in the air and cross your eyes.
13. Caw like a bird or crow, whatever it is that caws.
14. Listen to the "I love you you love me" Barney song while in your underwear at the window. Pervz.
15. Call the nearest pizza place and ask them to make you 8+ pizzas and just mess with them for like 10 minutes, at the end don't buy anything.
16. Wave your arm like a butterfly.
17. Talk kinky on your next phone call.
18. Go outside and yell "I'M A REAL BOY/GIRL/IT!!!" In that order.
19. Have a tea party with your stuffed animals or dolls. Maybe your pr0n movies.
20. Tell your parents or guardians that your water just broke.
21. Wiggle your feet.
22. Smell your ears.
23. Touch your tongue.
24. Taste your wenis.
25. Look at your self in the mirror and pretend to be a dragon, ninja, and a warrior all at the same time.
26. Find a penny and talk to it.
27. Use your arm like a sword and say "HAIIIIII I LOVE YOU LONG TIME!"
28. Grab a pencil and use it like a light saber and act like Yoda.
29. Stand by your bed and wait for instructions.
30. Scream at the top of your lungs.
31. Keep screaming.
32. Don't stop.
33. Okay, stop.
34. Jump on your bed and laugh.
35. Flush the toilet.
36. Cry like a baby.
37. Nobody likes fake tears, CRY!
38. Wag your tail like a dog. Oh, wait...
39. Write something on your wall.
40. Walk like a runway model.
41. Pout.
42. Work it gurrrl/boiii/ittt!!!!
43. Sing "Merry Christmas". I don't care if you celebrate it or not, just do it.
44. Hit Chuck Norris.
45. Hump a chair.
46. Look at the time.
47. Hit the road, literally.
48. Hit your chest like King Kong.
49. Eat an apple or a cookie.
50. Finally, to complete the mission for the life of Princess Peach, draw a mustache on your face, like that of Mario. Then run around your house saying random obscenities and "Mama mia! Pasta and mozzarella!" Or just get up and go to the store.
To be continued..?
